Bent Covin'

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

Bent Covin' by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007

High School

A place where people will be influenced by the amount of swearing for no absolute reason and be judged by their peers for not looking as they want you to. Teenagers at high school, will believe that it is normal to talk about sex even though they are not at the age of having sex. Last of all, you may find some faggots walking around thinking their tough and tease you for doing nothing at all. For example:

Normal Student: "Oops, I accidentally dropped my coin, my mistake. All is alright in the world"
Faggot Walks By: "You f@#%en dumb ass, f@#$en pick up that f@%$en s%#i"

*First day of school*
First Year 7: "Hey John, let's go to high school and ignore all of the swearing we hear because our parents told us that it is very bad to swear."
Second Year 7: "Yeah I cannot wait to meet my peers"
*Year 10 faggot walks by*
Year 10 faggot: "How the f@#k is the first day d@#%heads?"
*Next Day*
First Year 7: "How the f@#k, is your f&%@en life, John?"

High School by StupidUsernameTakers June 1, 2016

Creamy Treat

A Creamy Treat is when you come back to the frat house after a day of class and one or more of your frat brothers lets you suck their dick until they come into your mouth.

God man, after my business classes, all I wanted was for my great brothers to give me a creamy treat. I thought about it all during lecture, I forgot what the professor was talking about.

Creamy Treat by Creamboat March 25, 2009

Elisa

A very sexy girl that everyone wants to be with. Every guy wants to have a chance with her. She's pretty even when she doesn't try.

Boy 1: Did you get a chance with Elisa?
Boy 2: No I wish. I'm trying to.

Elisa by Sexy Boy 101 March 13, 2017

POOP

An acronym for Pay Out Of Pocket. Refers to something that insurance (typically health insurance) doesn't cover.

That's a pretty sweet colostomy bag, but I'm not going to POOP for it!

Doctor: "Your rectum is blocked and we need to operate. Unfortunately your insurance doesn't cover it. You need to POOP."
Patient: "No shit I need to take a crap. Get in there and operate, dude!"
Doctor: "No, not crap. POOP."
Patient: "Same thing. Crap, poop, shit, drop a deuce, take a dump, drop off the Cleveland Browns at the Super Bowl, same thing."
Doctor: "Never mind. I'll send you the bill."

POOP by Nicholas D December 17, 2013

Dirty Dan

Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.

I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.

Dirty Dan by Igotallofit December 30, 2008

Tanae

Tanae is a very boogie lazy person so is her friend Saniya. Tanae eats Asian chicken with a fork and no she is not sweet she is a very rude person when somebody try to help her she is so rude but her friend Lillian is so freaking sweet you rather be friend with her instead of tanae and saniya

Tanae get up off your but and do something

Tanae by demon123 January 9, 2019

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