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The Freitag Trade 

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Trading a blowjob for a finger-bang.
I’m not really down to fully hookup with him/her tonight, but I would definitely do The Freitag Trade.
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Pete 

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1) when someone comes to a new school and immediately starts wrapping all the girls and guys around his finger
1) omfg this guy is pete-ing all the chicks. He just stole my girlfriend!!!
Pete by KDAWWWWGGGGGG August 26, 2010
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egyptian crab knarkler 

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When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!
egyptian crab knarkler by Austin April 29, 2008

vash12349 

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vash12349 is a video game walkthrough maker on Youtube. His most famous walkthrough's are Resident Evil 4 and Dead Space, which frequently scared the living shit outta him and all of the Metal Gear Solid games. He is incredibly funny, and has the best voice on Youtube. His famous catchphrases are "that's so bootleg!", "Navy Seals", and "Dooh My God"
Dude, vash12349 just came out with a new video! I think i just came, pissed and shat myself at the same time!
vash12349 by bassist0531 March 14, 2011
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jet kokie 

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this boy doesn't know anything
person 1 : what is this
person 2 : did you do a jet kokie
jet kokie by jxdtrdu September 25, 2019
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Zlopussy 

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The term used to describe user zlop#0007 and his pussy. The word is derived from the combination of the two words.
“I need some zlopussy immediately” -says Tristan
Zlopussy by B.Eano March 3, 2022
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