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Urban Dictionary

Smithslapping 

A practice whereby a group of young men partake in mutual masturbation within the confines of one room - originating from the sacred art of poleslapping where monks would gather to do the same the intention being to splurge into the jizzbucket.
My ball are heavy, i think i will pop to petes for some smithslapping.
Smithslapping by Francis B November 20, 2007

Weed-Dog 

someone who trains someone else in pot smoking techniques to show off to friends

trainer of Pot-Poodle
Im the Weed-Dog of that Pot-Poodle. She knows how to corner a bowl and everything! Thats a good girl...
Weed-Dog by Samnads December 28, 2012

kobe bryant 

The best NBA player since Michael Jordan, who made a mistake with a white chick. Kobe has scored 81 points in a game, won three championships, and shown his ability to pass the ball in the 2006 Round 1 series vs the phoenix suns.Kobe is the most talented and skilled player in the NBA.
NBA Analyst: Kobe Bryant scores 81 points on the Raptors. This is the best showing of talent and skill the NBA has ever seen because of the different types of shots kobe made.
kobe bryant by Shawn B. May 14, 2006

epicamundo 

Epic in large proportions
Dude did you see Deborah flip Beth Landis 180? It was epicamundo
epicamundo by Epicamundo September 26, 2020

TriciaClare

The hottest girl in the whole world. She loves like Jesus loves and leads me to Christ everyday!! She is so Christ like and mission minded. I love her so much and am a better person because of her.
TriciaClare is such a light!
TriciaClare by Ihaveagreatgf November 22, 2021
daniel is penis
what’s another word for penis ? daniel cuz he’s a dick
daniel by aidanhater101 September 6, 2020