A name of a beautiful girl who is intelligent, hard worker and has pretty eyes.

What I usually type in the search bar on EBay instead of Rainbow Brite, because usually the people who spell it wrong will list their shit undervalue and I'm broke bitch.

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.

an absolute gem

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger