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Rules 29 & 30 

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
Rules 29 & 30 by da tr00f June 19, 2009
1. A fagot who takes pictures of his penis and sends it to other guys

2. One who does yoga to suck his own penis
That guy is one sick, gay Beezley
Beezley by Harrison Beezley February 29, 2008
Max is a really rude person who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He likes to break girls hearts yet when they decide to expose him he makes them delete the truth so people don’t dislike him. He’s also very flirtatious but not a boy to date as he will break your heart into millions of pieces.
Person 1: Did you see how max broke that girl’s heart?!!!
Person 2: Ye honestly he’s so rude but literally flirted with her then broke her.
Max by max_is_a_terrible_name November 3, 2019
Now #stfu or simply stfu is an abbreviation for shut the fuck up. it is used to discourage people who might say something you don't like or comments against a generally accepted norm or conventional ideas.
The Weeknd's song starboy is a total bs.
#stfu dude/bitch/man. You have terrible taste.
#stfu by Mariealicia June 2, 2018
a word mostly women use that institutes intense wonder in the guy, thus giving her such power in only one small grunt-type majiig.

It is also used to make other people wonder what you're thinking about, or is used to pretend you're listening...
guy: "I'm so sorry, I tried calling you."
girl: "hm"
hm by Revlen April 12, 2006

conversnake 

A person who, without invitation, slithers into a conversation occurring between two or more other people.
I was chatting with Amy this morning when Cristina butted right into our conversation.
She is such a conversnake.
conversnake by not a conversnake October 22, 2013
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