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last samurai 

A game played with a group of friends in which the challenge is to be the last one left at a place you wouldn't want to be, such as the site of a recent crime.

When played correctly, the game invites certain doom and dire consequences, much like a samurai charge on horseback up a hill into a line of riflemen and automatic Gatling guns.
"Dude, shouldn't we get going? The cops are nearly here!"
"No man, let's just stay here and play last samurai."

"Lol Chris won that game of last samurai after we took turns pissing in the club. He didn't run til he saw security coming!"

"Man Andrew was truly the last samurai when we went camping. We saw some wolves approaching and decided to play last samurai. ...he's still there."
last samurai by OBTS March 17, 2010

chiseled dick 

A penis with a large head a deep ridge and a veiny shaft usually accompanied by a pair of swinging balls...
OMG!!! I came 30 times damn did he have a chiseled dick
chiseled dick by Melissafoundoz September 17, 2017
An awesome guy who is funny loving caring and an all around fucking great dude. He will help you when you are in a struggle and sticks up for you. Great looking and is a lady magnet, he is much better than Brendan and very reliable, great at sports and will never let you down
Oh my god bro, Thilo is so cool
I would go gay for Thilo
Thilo by BetterthanBrendan July 22, 2018
Someone who is talented , carefree , charismatic and always prove haters wrong about his ambition ...

He doesn't give up even at the last minute ....
He's got an afunsho spirit
afunsho by Afunsh March 16, 2017

Hebewism, hebeUwism, hebewisM 

Hebewism, hebeUwism, hebewisM
Hebewism, hebeUwism, hebewisM

AAAAAA BAAAAAAA 

It's when you want to scream something out into the world but don't know what so you go like this:
AAAAAA BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Hey, what do you want for dinner? :AAAAAA BAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Hey, you wanna snack? :AAAAAA BAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Hey, what do you want for lunch? :AAAAAA BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

misdrunk 

noun: a mistake made while drunk.
adverb: the state of making a mistake while wasted.
"I'm so sorry I sexted you last night, Grandma. It was a misdrunk."

"Officer, this is no big deal. I just misdrunkenly turned left. There is absolutely no need for a field sobriety test."
misdrunk by Johnny Spot July 18, 2012
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