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Hoetalie 

(Noun) - a female, usually someone online, who is fake and manipulates/takes advantage of others for the benefit of themself. Also (Adjective) the act of beahving like the above.

One of the worst types of people to meet online, always acting super sweet but is instead as sour as they can get. They usually fake friendship to get what they want and don't care about how they go about doing it.
Noun: Oh no, that Hoetalie just acted sweet just so she could receive some free in game currency.

Adjective: She's acting like such a Hoetalie, bending that dude around her fingertip like she owns him.
Hoetalie by BombaRaas May 19, 2022

Lesbian Tsissoring 

When two lesbians sit in a T shape with one of them with her lower legs on the side of the other's torso. Then, the one on top wiggles her legs
I heard that Anna and Andreea had a wild Lesbian Tsissoring last night
Lesbian Tsissoring by Alhdapqpana January 24, 2022
When a man ejaculates into a yamulke and then shoves the cum filled yamulke into the girl's face.
Hailey thinks Boliver has mastered the art of the mozzeltof.
Mozzeltof by toast and company January 26, 2009

Tag Team DJ 

Tag Team DJing is practically a sport. It occurs when too many Deejays show up for the same party. Instead of playing an hour or two hour set the deejays split the time by playing three songs then rotating to the next deejay. After a deejay plays three songs they high-five the next deejay to "tag out" or "tag in". Tag Team DJing was devised as a "plan b" by the world famous B-Town DJ CO*OP as means to let every deejay in the B-town Posse get a shot at the decks, even if they were not on the flyer for the evening. If they just so happend to arrive at the party, there was always room for one more.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Remember the good ol' days at the Temple Bar when we use to play Tag Team DJ's?"

DJ SB3: "Yeah that was the shiznit! You could hang out, do some shots at the bar, smoke in the alley, and then throw down some slambient beats, tag out and then do it all over again!"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Fascinating trend we started, Eh?"

DJ SB3: "Yeah it's like wrestiling but with vinyl discs, loud booming bass and your whole "team" is there high-fiving left and right! It's a good way to share the love."

DJ Willow from Paris: "So when can I fly over to Maui for an extreme Tag Team DJ set with you? I'll bring my new sidekick, DJ YR LTTL PWNY."

DJ SB3: "Soon...REAL SOON!!!!"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Hey SB3...Tag you're it!"
Tag Team DJ by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008

James Skipper 

A Famous Comedian often found funny for his racist jokes, mainly on blacks, and asians.
Dude, I saw James Skipper Perform yesterday.
James Skipper by colliodoodio August 2, 2011

weinamortis

The stiffening symptoms of rigamortis localized entirely in the genitalia of a living male.
Yo babe, I got me some Weinamortis, and the only prescription is more wein time!
weinamortis by VaginaLupus November 30, 2014

shoveldyke 

The act of squeezing a large object into a tight space.
That's it! Shoveldyke it in there!! Oh Shit!
shoveldyke by Ace_Tate January 1, 2009
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