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shirfuck 

The typo to shitfuck
You're a real shirfuck... Oops I mean shitfuck!
shirfuck by Cammy Down March 11, 2015

Douchenheimer 

Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
Guy 1: Whoa...

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...

Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!

Squanomo 

Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.
Holy shit is that squanomo

me: yep

Damn hes a legend
Squanomo by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019

A Colorado Christmas tree 

The act of cumming on an amputee limb
Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
Achitax is a Swedish streamer that mostly stream Minecraft or NFS Most Wanted,
He is also in a Discord server called chill N Gibb where he talks with hes friends.
Person 1: I got a twitch notification, someone started streaming. Oh its Achitax!!

Person : Yooo we gotta watch
Achitax by Tebbet November 26, 2021

Zack Cotner

A man who is utterly amazing in every single way. Also refers to an amazing time in bed.
Damn, I just wanna get Zack Cotnered!
Did you see Zack Cotner? Everyone wants to date him!
Zack Cotner by HolyShoot! November 22, 2010