A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Similar to a redneck but less drunk and obnoxious, nor imbred. See, our trucks are for getting around and exploring the mountains on the back roads, redneck trucks are eye candy that is more expensive than what is reasonable for there income.

Hillbillies are not ignorant, and some may even have education.

Redneck idiots knock up there 2nd cousins and the result is a child with physical and mental illness, whereas hillbillies wear a condom.

Simple. Why complicate shituff.

Rednecks waste 20 bucks on a 12 pack, whereas we spend 20 bucks on sugar and yeast and end up with hooch for 2 for weeks.

Some people call us cheap, but a more hillbilly way of saying that is called thrifty or financially savy.
Opinionated, but these opinions derived from observation and experience.

Not all of us are yanks, some of us are canuckleheads. Our home and native land, eh.
When something is jerry rigged or put together creatively out of other things, it is a hillbilly rig.

A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.

A cool dude who likes snakes and seems like a frog

dont fucking care

when someone doesn't care about something