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Thanksgiving mix 

Thanksgiving mix is created when you mix 4 or more different strains of weed. It is dubbed thanksgiving mix because the only other time you have a similar culmination of good times and great taste is thanksgiving. Imagine each strain as a different side and the thanksgiving mix is each side mashed up on a plate. Thanksgiving mix is best utilized when rolled as a blunt, J, spliff ect.

Note: One J has been known to get 5 people quite high. Also "thanksgiving mix" can be long to say so it is common to just call it " the mix"
"yo man lets break out the thanksgiving mix"
"Dude i just added green crack and sour d to the mix, its bound to get gnarly from here"

The Orthodontist 

The act of brushing a girls teeth with your cock then busting your " floride " on to her grill. Then tell her she wont have cavities for a long time.
Hello Im Dr. Large Cock, and im bout to give you The Orthodontist...Let me check for cavities.
The Orthodontist by Troy WR July 27, 2006
your girlfriend is a meuca! I saw her yesterday night with another guy.
meuca by vinga November 28, 2010
when your on a roll with a girl and then when you ask her for fone number or a date, she says no, thus SHOOTING YOU DOWN
José: "so anyhooo, hows about we get together sometime, maybe catch a flick or go for a drink?"
Maria: "ah, neeeoooo. i'm, ahem, busy"
José: "oh, shot down, SHOT DOWN!"
shot down by cracker March 25, 2004
a dumb hoe that gets drunk 24/7 and does a lot of dumb shit like getting ass fucked by 18 guys.
Alyssa got drunk and sucked off 20 people, she's so fuckin sloppy.
sloppy by BROOX October 27, 2003

jizzwowwe 

The state of being so utterly amazed that you jizz yourself. (Could be used for girls too).
When I go to Ireland and look at someone funny I get my face stomped in like JIZZWOWWE.
jizzwowwe by PATRICKnuala September 26, 2005

Crunchy Parrots 

Everyone likes eating parrots!
A parrots is a nugget.
Mlmlml crunchy parrots!
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