Urban Dictionary
Wassel
(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification.
Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.
Wassel by Davey Mustaine May 27, 2003
Crack hacker
A person who uses computers to gain unauthorized access to data to make profit to feed their crack addiction.
Crack hacker by silasjay May 7, 2019
Mike Dirnt
Mike Dirnt by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023
Earth
A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."
Earth by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009
Gwen Stefani
A talentless fuck that thinks selling "Japanese" shit, spelling out "bananas" for 4 year olds, and making shitty pop songs with no meaning what-so-ever will would make her famous. I hope her new crack baby will make her commit suicide.
Gwen Stefani by A.m.b.e.r. December 16, 2008