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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Homeless Calibur by JayBaby June 17, 2013
Shut your ass up nigga
Donte- my girl gives better head than yours

His girl - syaun
syaun by Sovereign Walters January 17, 2019
gerund of niquate to exact sweet revenge upon your best friend's sister's boyfriend's father.

also; variation of the racial slur nigger, which refers to those of African descent, usually living in North America.
With the help of niqua, i owned you up good.

yizo niqua, joo gots it goin oen.
niqua by Molloy November 15, 2004

February 24th 

Lets make this day in honor of Kobe Bryant(#24) and Gigi (#2)
Boy:its February 24th
Girl:prays

kelly deathless 

manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.
does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?
kelly deathless by DpdynamO December 20, 2004

Pansexual 

When someone is sexually attracted to pans
Regan: DAMN that pan is looking kind of fine

Val: Thats an odd thing to say DeGan
Josh: It’s ok because she’s Pansexual 🍳
Pansexual by JJJJOacone January 22, 2022
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