Tender Nibblets

The condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
Usually caused by overstimulation during chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.

"I had to take my shirt off at Walmart because my tender nibblets started to bleed though my shirt. I'm glad I wasn't the only one!"

Tender Nibblets by Third Eye Brown April 19, 2015

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unicornian

Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.

Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.

A toilet that is both low-flow and eternally unclogged is unicornian.

unicornian by the gestalt bard May 16, 2015

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Haul

four successes of the same kind, especially consecutive ones within a limited period
so like a hat-trick, but it’s four instead of three successes.

wow four of my favorite artists all released songs on the same day, what a haul!

just this afternoon I found four dollars separately around town!

guy: what’s a hat-trick, but four times?
guy2: a haul

Haul by larryebonilla July 10, 2021

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Hackley

A prep school for rich kids who think they're smart.

Dude he so goes to hackley, no one else could be so rich and stuck up.

Hackley by Rye Country Day All The Way January 3, 2010

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michael jackson

The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ).
Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.

Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million).

Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.

michael jackson by Jiggaak June 3, 2004