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jahzaira 

jahzaira is a pretty girl that is funny sometimes, her bestfriend emilia is also HILARIOUS. emilia is dating THE jeon jungkook while jahzaira is dating kim taehyung.
oh look it’s jahzaira and emilia with their boyfriends jungkook and tae.
jahzaira by jmnrocks July 23, 2021
Something only someone as sexist and retarded as a feminist would say.
Did you hear, those dumb feminists, instead on focusing on actually oppressed women in the Middle East, made a new word again, I think it was Hetard or something, because every man that doesn't think that air conditioning is sexist is retarded, apparently lol.
Hetard by I'm L September 10, 2018
Me: im too cool 4 school
Guy: OMG you are so Sofia!
Sofia by Coolnorwegiangirl October 24, 2018

best friend 

Somebody who says they're there for you, but never is. They say forever but really they mean until they find somebody better. They might or might not keep your secrets. They're going to choose a boyfriend or girlfriend over you. If they are of the opposite sex, things will get very complicated. Best friends are bullshit.
My best friend ditched me to hangout with her boyfriend last night, I'm sure she'll be replacing me any day now.
best friend by volleyball0101 December 30, 2010

scaramoochies_bae 

the hottest, best, amazing person ever
OMG! scaramoochies_bae is so hot and cool!
scaramoochies_bae by gigithebest February 24, 2022

Crumrine 

The act of prolapsing an individuals asshole during the process of them taking a festering shit, taking a pinch off the tip of the shit (must be the tip to reach full effects) and packing the shit in the persons nose like they would snuff in Germany. Named after the late C. CRUMRINE who died with honor after getting a fatal urethral infection from repetitive unprotected homosexual sex.
I love giving a good ol' fashion crumrine to my friend Aaron so he gets a good ol nostril packed while I get down and go to town in his brownie box!
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