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Urban Dictionary

Morgan Freeman 

The Voice of Heaven that glides across the wind smoother than molasses, that causes women's panties to drop
Morgan Freeman is not just God of mankind but also God of Sound with a voice of smooth molasses
Morgan Freeman by Cold-Solid December 7, 2016

Super Straight 

'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.
You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight

You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
Super Straight by Raevofdamned March 6, 2021

Florencing 

After Florence Nightingale. When you play medic in fortnite on squad, 20 or 50 mode. Picking people up and dropping medkits, bullets, slurp juices and more for team mates in need.
“Hey this person just picked me up AND dropped me a chug jug. What a legend!”
“They must be Florencing. Good on them.”
Florencing by BigBrd June 21, 2018

twaptism 

A tweet baptism in which a Twitter deletes all their tweets in order to cleanse themselves of all pfevious tweets.
I'm gonna have a twaptism before I go on the job search. Pretty sure I tweeted something racist in '08.
twaptism by justalexbruh March 16, 2021

hate hoot 

To verbally hoot at someone whilst pointing. Used to jeeringly mock and belittle someone. The origins of this practice stem from the Shelbyville folk in an episode of the Simpsons (GABF08 - The Seven Beer Snitch) who mock Springfield folk by hooting at them.
One foosball team beats another and rightly gives the hate hoot: "Hoot hoot hoot hoot!"

Other team: "Man we suck"
hate hoot by StephenCarr October 24, 2005

Fläskkäft 

Swedish word, mostly used by Svullo. It's directly translated to "Pork-mouth". Something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. In order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.

In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).
- Lawl, whatever Fläskkäft.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.

Etc. Etc.
Fläskkäft by Torve June 15, 2010
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