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Furry Satchel

After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.
Furry Satchel by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010
Ekundayo

Usually charming and caring, don't get me wrong he's hot too.. Very hot.. A boy who gets jealous over his woman and can be a little over protective too. He's smart and intelligent, always tries to keep to his word.. Tries to make the people he loves happy but also enjoys his own company.. All the girls love him and want him even when they know he's forbidden.. He's great in bed too
I need an ekundayo in my life

Every girl needs an ekundayo in her life
ekundayo by Ekundayo September 4, 2018

Flesh for fantasy

Person 1: yo what’s your favorite song

Person 2: FLESH FOR FANTASY BY BILLY IDOL
Person 1: ok geez you don’t have to yell it

Geisha-Gang 

Shin: Hey dude have you heard of the geisha-gang? Me: Yeah they're lit boi

spineless turd 

Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278
I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!

Flowjab effect 

When we sqaud up with kaden, the overall IQ of the stack is lowered
"DUDE!! What made you think swinging that angle was a good idea?"

"idk man, must be the flowjab effect."
Flowjab effect by sungod1469 February 6, 2021
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