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resting bitch face 

Originally meant to describe a bland or emotionless facial expression (resting) that unintentionally appears angry or grumpy (bitch face), the phrase has devolved and is now often used to shame women who have the audacity to not smile cheerfully every moment of every day for other people's enjoyment whether they feel happy or not.
Most of the pictures that supposedly depict resting bitch face actually just show a resting face. Are we so used to seeing smiling women everywhere that we no longer know how to respond to a woman who isn't smiling?
resting bitch face by drox October 28, 2015

Hopeless Romantic

Hopeless Romantics are NOT Hopeless per-say, but very true, caring, and loving people. They are "NOT MADE FOR TODAYS STANDARDS", sadly. They believe in passion, chivalry, and true love. They have loved sincerely at one point in their life, discovered what love feels like, and can't understand why it was not returned in the same form. Hopeless Romantics are usually dreamers, idealists, and sincere, however what they expect in any relationship is a full return for their effort and caring, to be loved as much as they loved. What makes them "Hopeless" is the fact that they are few and far between in todays daily life, and usually get let down in the long run, even though they gave all they had to give, money, love, time, housing, belongings. Hopeless Romantics give 100% ALL the time, and hope for the same in return.
Hopeless Romantic - "One Day you'll find sumone who appreciates you, loves you, u gave so much, u were so true and faithful, u did EVERYTHING RIGHT" - you
Hopeless Romantic by Lost Cause 1011 September 30, 2009

mulibinge 

Everyone knows a Mulibinge she’s really friendly funny and pretty athletics

She’s the best friend you ever had

She’s the best girlfriend everrrr
Hey you see that girl call Mulibinge she’s funny

Hey Mulibinge
mulibinge by Loveacuppa December 11, 2021
fun with friends, used in moments when you are having fun with friends. pronounced "fwiff".
Dude, we're fwf-ing right now.
fwf by gracecarvroom April 10, 2022

niklas hofer

Wow, What the fuc* are you talking about!?
This combination of these two words is so epic, because of Niklas and Hofer
that guy how's called "Niklas Hofer" could be veary happy!
This guy has one of the biggest cock's in the world.
He's smart powerfull(most of the times Over Powered), and a rly big cockstrong guy!
The power of cockstrong Niklas Hofer is more powerfull then any other in this world!
niklas hofer by Dremorac January 3, 2017

2nd Wife Rule

A mathematical equation to determine the age of a man's second wife: you take the man's physical age divided by two plus 7 years and that will be his second wife's age. The rule is also true to women who are first-time widows or divorcees but in reverse: Take her age, subtract seven years and multiply by two and that's the age, plus or minus a few years, of her second husband. If she's 44, she should start hanging out at nursing homes and VFW lodges because her next husband will be in his 70s. (You have to allow greater margin of error the older a woman's second husband's likely to be.) The problem is there are more women who are divorced in their 40s and 50s than there are single men in their 60s and 70s. Hence, further validation of the line in "Sleepless in Seattle" that "it's easier for a woman to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over the age of 40."
Jessie: I just found out no account my ex-husband's dating a woman who's 29.
Kevin: How old is he?
Jessie: 44
Kevin: Well, according to the so-called 2nd Wife Rule, which takes half his age, which is 22, plus seven years, which is 29, she's the exact age he should be dating.
Jessie: That lousy bastard! Well, two can play that game. I'm going to find me a 29 year old stud.
Kevin: Sorry, sweetie but that cougar don't hunt. Your search demographic is in their 70s.
Jessie: Then they better be rich!
Kevin: Probably not. If they were, they'd be tapping the 29 year old, too. Via Viagara!
2nd Wife Rule by iowabuckeyes April 12, 2011
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