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smoochy woochy poochy 

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.
Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

hotstepper 

1. Used to define a person who is very skilled or adept at an activity.

2. Used specifically by those in the football/soccer meld to describe a player who possesses great ability to dupe opponents with moves or tricks. Players who possess excellent ball skills and move easily past opponents.
Ex1. Person 1: John paints so well.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a hotstepper.

Ex2. Ashley's a hotstepper, with a bag of tricks a mile wide.
hotstepper by J. Ashley September 1, 2008
a blarple is: cunt
what the fuck is a blarple
blarple by zennxk April 23, 2018
Slanderous name, to be one who engages in homosexual masterbation and/or oral sex.
god you're such a cheets!
cheets by jayseven September 15, 2003
Spend your whole entire day with your girlfriend or boyfriend and show them how much they mean to you day
bro sorry i can’t hangout with you guys today it’s march 9 you know what that means

friend: oh yea go get at her

Hotter on Facebook theory 

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.
Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.
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