commercilized conformist music that is made to not offend anybody. It is listened to in the masses and often is unoriginal. People who don't have a clue about real music like mainstream because it is easy to listen to and it means they don't have to think and can save the effort of their braincells to think about what they should have for tea or who will be evicted from big brother.

Having a sneaky wank in a confined space

Caseoh is a fat fuck who, whenever he walks he causes a "casequake" and the whole world goes "boom"

When the Santa Claus is sus.

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

A crude term for menstruation. Coined by Jimmy Carr in his latest DVD