''Sorry mom i had to POOP in the toilet.

im gonna go marry Kanda on MYFC online!

Hym "Yes! Exactly! Say the right thing! Like 'Here's your money. Sorry for trying to get one over on you. The charlatan will be punished. Please don't kill our kids.' Like, that. That is the right thing to say. And it is SO MUCH THE RIGHT THING TO SAY... That it is the only thing you CAN say... That will keep me from stabbing a kid. And that's 'Here's your money' being accompanied by a transfer of money and 'trying to get one over on you' defined as 'trying to get away with not giving you the credit for you contributions to society.' And the 'charlatan being punished' can take whatever for you want. His kids being kill. Him, being imprisoned and exposed as a charlatan. Charlatan bad."

A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”

I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵

HERE'S TO LAZARBEAM HE'S TRUE BLUE HE'S A LEGEND SO THEY SAY HE WAS ALLOWED TO HEAVEN BUT HE WENT THE OTHER WAY HE WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN SIIIIIP SIIIIIP