A man or woman who is a self proclaimed heterosexual, but masturbates (faps) exclusively to homosexual porn. Homofaptuals are typically homosexuals in denial, and see themselves as not gay because they do not engage in actual gay sex.

A strain of cannabis, of the indica variety, known to knock out even the most well traveled enthusiast.

NOT incapable of making mistakes or being wrong. A walking calamity.

A route that involves changing freeways or highways multiple times to get to your destination.

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A variation of the word "Saffron" -
dried stamains of crocis flower, used in cooking and cloth production (dye). Modified for use as a name, meaning radiant, female of immeasurable beauty. Modern English, by way of: Middle English safroun, from Old French safran, from Medieval Latin safrnum, from Arabic za'farn.