he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely

Head Cyber Geek In Charge - The one geek in any IT organization who is expected to (a) ensure the security of the network, (b) know how to do every other IT persons job for the purpose of compliance validation, and (c) invariably gets blamed when people, process, and technology fail to function properly

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.

A guy that mutters under his breath from around 3 metres away. He thinks that he is funny, but by the fact hes the only one laughing at his jokes, he's not. He attempts to insult people with no reason and if confronted will proceed to run away like a pussy. He likes leaning on the wall at the back of the class, giving you a death stare and making strange hand signals that is probably some sort of death threat. He is the type of person to make stupid faces as an attempt to resemble you but only makes him look like hes having a spaz attack.

VCU stands for "Vadikus Cinematic Universe". the unfunniest and most attention seeking losers from forsen community started streaming and getting about 200-500 of same degenerates watching them. if you think forsen's chat is unbearable with the same 20 retards one-man spamming their unfunny pastas with random channel emotes, then VCU is 10x of that.

The act of buying an Android device.