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Urban Dictionary

Bearded Dragon 

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!

geometry dash 

a game where 4 year olds try to beat a game where you jump over spikes and jump on blocks and yeah. and then they get 98% and get so mad that they smash their Ipad.
4yo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT 98% IN GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demogorgan 

A monster that molest children and squeezes their penises.
Will: oh no! My dick! What you doin? Bro?
Demogorgan: shut up nigga be quiet while ii molest you
Demogorgan by Niggerousnigga May 28, 2022

Butt Nuck 

A retard who steals other people's job opportunities.
You butt nuck! I can't believe you took my job at McDonalds!
Butt Nuck by Savagekats October 26, 2017

AnneIrena 

Tom Cruise' significant other. Legend says they're each others' plus one for 8 different lives. Inseparable. Yin and Yang. Gin and tonic.
"Aduiiiiyai si Tom Kurus jumpa sudah AnneIrena nya, dengar dengar orang batu 4 rumahnya depan sekolah tu :/"
AnneIrena by Roman Picisan July 21, 2022

Dirt Dogger 

negative word used to describe anyone who has an extremely messy and dirty appearance. They whip out their penises and have a group and personal jerk with no set boundaries to where they penetrate.
Clean or infested,
A hole is a hole,
An aim is an aim,
A hit is a hit,
And thats it Dirt dogger!!!
Dirt Dogger by yellowrubi April 10, 2009
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