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The most amazing human being that ever walked the face of this planet, both forwards and backwards in time. The perfect mother and wife. Her smile is so uplifting that it brings happiness to anyone lucky enough to witness it. She deserves all the good things in the universe. If you see her, make sure to tell her she is the best!
I am lucky to have a Naysel.
Naysel by TuchalaLOOOOoooOOOOooo November 24, 2021

niffing it 

a word to describe when someone is just moving rubbish or annoying in a situation like nifemi O would.
'shut up bro youre just niffing it' 'arghh your niffing it man'
You don’t like something at first but it has grown on you.

(Similar to the noun “mold” which has a negative connotation but it grows on things.)
Dude, that shirt is so mold!
My haircut is mold.

Prom was pretty mold, not gonna lie.
mold by P. Erf Ecked March 9, 2024

Foodsexual 

just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"

pseudochristofascist 

Person claiming to follow Jesus, that is, in actuality, a racist.
Did you see the AR-15's the pseudochristofascists that stormed the Capitol had?

Spiderism 

You shouldn't be spider!
Spiderism is when you shouldn't be spider.
Spiderism by Spiderlifeism September 24, 2018
Usually Judites are quite hot and friendly, they can be crazy from time to time (very easy to get wet!) Judites have crazy imaginations and can be very dirty from time to time.
Dude I've heard that Antonio got that hot girl to orgasm for like 10 times while they we having sex!
Oh that's probably Judite.
Judite by NotKar May 13, 2018
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