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emo kid 

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There are WAY many people complaining about emo kids.
Grow up. Please for the sake of this world.
Grow up. Any way yeah. Emo is not rimmed horn glasses, tight pants, and band Ts. It is not caring about what people say. It can be very hard but yes that is what it means! God you people stop posting that emo kids are annoying. Annoying emo kids are the poser kind. Here is my list of emo defiitions

Real Emo- Doesn't care. There are many reasons why they don't care any more. One reason could be that they are just to jaded from parent, freinds, random peeps from school ect. Some cut. Some don't It really maters on the person. They may wear black. They may not. The point is, is that emo people don't care if some one makes fun of them
Real Emo music- The Used, Underoth, From First to Last, and Afi. (that's all that I can name off the top of my head)

Posser Emo- May or may not cut. Uashully wears all black. Thinks they have a real reason to be depressed when they really don't. They tried to be goth but they failed at that and became emo.
Posser Emo music- Dashboard Confessionals, Good Charolate, and Simple Plan. (I am not saying these bands aren't good I'm just saying Posers ushually love them)
Semi-Emo - The mix of normal kid and real emo. They don't care what people think of them yet they tend to give in to people and get feelings hurt easily.
Semi-Emo music- see real emo. (sometimes semi emos music is softer)

All emos or bulimic/anerexic- hardly ever
All emos draw anemi-ushually tru but not always
All emos cut- False
All emos are bi/gay- Not Always
All emos wear black- ushually true but not always
Boy 1: Hey it's an emo kid!
Real emo: fag
Boy 2: you're the fag
Real emo: *looks at Boy 2 weird*
Boy 2: you gonna go cut yourself now?
Boy 1: Or are you gonna go draw us some anime?*laughs histaricaly*
Real emo: *flips off boy number 1&2 and walks away*

Boy 1: Hey it's an emo kid!
Emo Poser: *walks away to go cut*

Sitoution 2:
Girl 1: Ewww...two gay emo guys
Emo boy 1: We're not gay you idiot.
Emo boy 2: Hey wanna get some pizza
Emo boy 2: Yeah I'm starved

Girl 1: Girl 1: Ewww...two gay emo guys
Emo boy poser1: *starts crying*
Emo boy poser2: It's okay. let's just go back home and listen to Dashboard Confessional.
Emo boy poser1: *sniff* okay.
emo kid by Cashmoo September 25, 2006

snow 

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V. to shed excess amounts of dandruff on another person
Mary was disgusted when John came over and snowed on her shoulder.
snow by Matty T December 28, 2005

balbarian 

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you want to touch my balbarians ? 😏
balbarian by manic7 April 21, 2024

proscunscient 

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(Adj) A portmanteau of proficient and unconscious. Unconsciously skilled or naturally talented.

From the video game "Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass"
"Simply astounding. You were able to decipher the lock and free me. You're such a clever boy, Jimmy. Positively proscunscient."
proscunscient by thanyou March 11, 2023

Kryptic1llusion 

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Some goon on the internet who plays Minecraft
Yo that Kryptic1llusion guy is pretty bad at Minecraft, how has he won tournaments before
Kryptic1llusion by Kryptic1llusion December 10, 2023

Razije 

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She is a very creative person who will always try her best but will never give up on what she wants until she gets it. They are also REALLY fashionable.
Person #1: I don't know what to wear for prom
Person #2: don't worry Razije will help you
Razije by *N0BoDy* February 10, 2022

ye ye ass haircut 

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Maybe if you got rid of that ye ye ass haircut you would get sum bitches on yo dicj
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