Ancient art of rock music revived in the 21st century by bands such as: Cross Cromer, The Silencers, Bitch Summer, Birch Sunner, Moss Cromer

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.

Often used by those whom are born in Canada or of Canadian descent,
the word in itself can be used in multiple ways such as the following:

• A replacement for the popular American greeting Hey

• A expression of annoyance or aggravation

or

• An expression of confusion or cluelessness

A bird kept on a farm for its eggs and meat....except Jerrett is the fried kind.

Verb: To comment to a Facebook post, status message, or other item in a direction unrelated or contrary to the original poster's thoughts or purpose. (By extension from blogjack; see hijack.)

wet my undies laughing