Thurst

n. The strong urge of a school administrator to engage in a sexual and/or romantic affair with another teacher/administrator from either the same school or one from the same school district.

Hey, John, did you hear about our principal?

No, what happened?

He got fired for having an affair with a teacher!

Damn, man. His thurst is real.

Thurst by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) July 10, 2014

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cop

A police

That COP has just arrested me!

cop by Swiby's 82 September 19, 2016

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Live Laughed Loved

When a middle-aged white woman askes if you are saved in the name of the only one true God in heaven and then continues to shit talk you to your face. You know this has happened when she says "Oh bless your heart!" and smiles. Preferably only uses essential oils for medicine.

White Woman: Have you been saved yet in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot

You: Ma'am I-

WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved

Live Laughed Loved by deceased pancakes May 19, 2019

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Zjerb

The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a bit squishier than you were expecting.

This squishy pickle makes me feel zjerb.

Zjerb by TiredCow February 15, 2021

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a flick

an asian who sucks cock and wants to try and group all asians together

a flick by yama April 12, 2006

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Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

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Skyller

A Skyller is a sexy ticking bomb. She is sweet at times, but can destroy your whole life in a second. Once you fall for a Skyller you will never forget her. Skyllers are normally petite and curvy. Skyllers tend to be extremely sarcastic and smart, but mostly act like an idiot. A Skyller can break your heart in a second. They go through heartaches, but have yet to go through a heartbreak. Skyllers are normally good in relationships when they are with the right guy, but a Skyller has yet to find the right guy.

A Skyller is a girl you want to be with.

Skyller by Oimygoodsis May 31, 2018

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