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pre-docking procedures 

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!
pre-docking procedures by pentozali November 23, 2010

cardigan 

adjective

1. When we call someone a cardigan, we think they are very boring because they never do anything interesting or exciting.
-My boyfriend would rather sit at home in front of the television than go to a pub or nightclub. I wish he wasn't such a cardigan.
cardigan by Chipi Dombina January 5, 2022

tian you 

He's ugly but he is very trustworthy and he has a small dick. He is also very funny he thinks he knows most things and he also thinks he is a big man.
Tian You "i know what 16 x 16 is!"
Friend "what then?"
Tian You "Emm i forgot"
*someone punches him* he'll most likely say F*ck off!!
tian you by Piglets1123 February 18, 2017

darby crash 

The ex-singer for the legendary punk band, the Germs. He commited suicide the day before John Lennon died. He was also gay. Known for his lyrics, and kickass stage shows. He idolized Iggy Pop and did things Iggy did (cut himself on stage).
Darby Crash had great lyrics!
darby crash by andrezb123 May 13, 2006

Simpymodder 

Bat shit crazy simp

The kind the knows no logic when in simp mode
The simpymodder laced my food with benzos....
Simpymodder by Simpty dumbty January 14, 2022

submarine ride 

when 2 males engage in anal intercourse underwater while the man on top is exposing his dick out of the water, acting as a parascope that would be found on a submarine.
Stevo: "Dude, I got in my pool this morning for a quick swim until I saw my bro's cock sticking above the water, and at that point, I knew he was doing the submarine ride."

Tommy: "Ew man that's fucking gross!!"
submarine ride by stevokinevoo November 21, 2011