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Sharpy Eye Syndrome  

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.
"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.

sex palm 

When you lick or secrete large amounts of saliva on your hand then slap someone on the face to dishonour their family
I just sex palmed that gimp and he had my spit dripping off his face
sex palm by Eel August 17, 2006
1. A person who sleeps with people for money.
2. An insult to anyone you dislike
1. "You slept with my boyfriend you whore!"
2. "Jared Emmons and Joe Lesko are both marching band whores."
Whore by Arron Blaire September 15, 2009

Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!

Anderson 

Anderson is a name of an American model.
Anderson is used as a name in sentence
Anderson by Hitchboy August 19, 2022

stoner five 

Something very gay and doesn't even exist
stoner five by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016
a locker is basically a fucking box that has a lock and you can hide drugs and shit in it
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