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Urban Dictionary

A lean, youthful person who isn't straight, typically with a more masculine presentation but not always.
"Matt is a twink."
Twink by phoenixletters July 24, 2024
multi-ord: 1. når et individ er mæd sinna og er klar for å gå løs på noen. 2. Når noe eller noen er på noe bullshit å bare wilder
1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna

2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder
Bæder by Young EggGod March 7, 2019

Schwuchtel 

"Schwuchtel" is german for for faggot.
Guck dir mal diese Schwuchtel an. (Look at that faggot)
Schwuchtel by Celmos December 21, 2016

Jaundiced Jesus 

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'
stawner by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017
Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.
Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.
Squier by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005