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ambulance chaser 

Ambulance Chaser
An Ambulance Chaser is a term for an unethical lawyer, especially those who represent plaintiffs in personal injury actions.

Origin
The term is derived from lawyers who follow ambulances to hospitals after a person is injured, usually determined through the lawyer's use of a personal police/fire radio scanner, in order to attempt to drum up business by convincing a victim that he or she needs to sue, or by simply being the first lawyer in contact with the victim, generally when the victim is most prone to suggestion and easily talked into suing.

In most jurisdictions, lawyers can be disbarred if caught engaging in such unethical behavior. Bar associations regularly dispatch investigators to large-scale disaster scenes to look out for unethical lawyers or their non-lawyer agents (known as "cappers" or "runners").
Good Example of Ambulance Chaser:
A lawyer who comes to a classroom and asks the students who were bullied to sue the bully for intentional infliction of emotional distress, so he in turn can receive a large contingency fee.
ambulance chaser by Alex Pachiano October 28, 2006

Jamaican Inksquirter 

rare lepidopterous insect known for squirting sepia ink from several openings on the end of its abdomen when reggae music is encountered.
I like reggae about as much as a Jamaican Inksquirter.
Jamaican Inksquirter by suzy onoh February 2, 2008
Have a little Monde
Monde by Yafan November 23, 2021

MelonKnob 

The stem of a melon that is used by George Michael for anal intervention
Freddie had great fun with that melonknob last night
MelonKnob by mrphil March 3, 2021
A furry friend that you can always rely on
I have a dog🐶
Dog by The snuzzi dog June 13, 2021

ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap
that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT
ham wallet by tymm blith July 6, 2007
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