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Urban Dictionary

autocross 

a.) A form of motorsport where a person can race anything from a completely stock grocery-getter to a full spec racecar can race against the clock around cones for bragging rights on what a good driver they are.

b.) Something you love that takes all of your time, energy, money, and attention. (also see wife or spouse)
"I would have liked to get a full night sleep, afford to eat lunch all week, and do yard work this last week, but I had an autocross on Sunday and I needed new tires."
autocross by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008
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waffling 

unable to decide on something; moving back and forth between two possible choices.
I'm waffling here, should I get pepporoni or sausage on my pizza?
waffling by frozen August 29, 2004
Al Gore attempted to steal the elections, therfore he is a thief.
thief by I H8 THE LIBERALS August 15, 2004

Norwegian Torpedo Tossback 

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

When the dookie is everflowing 

When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.
"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"
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