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toronto maple leafs

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!
There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!
The Qur'an names the morning star ṭārik and describes it as the shining star that leads the way.
Not so smart lost guy: Where am I?

Smart lost guy: How the hell am I supposed to know?

Not so smart lost guy: Well how do I get home?

Smart lost guy: Just follow Tarik that's what I'm doing!
Tarik by dat bull February 3, 2010

Hypochondria 

Hypochondria This is a phobia. Often misunderstood, hypochondria is the fear of having a serious illness. People with hypochondria have a genuine phobia that they or someone they love will die of some disease or another. It is not a psychosomatic condition. Nor is the person always 'sick' as seems to be the common misconception of this very devastating fear.
Hypochondria is when you have a cold you might think you have something much worse that could kill you.
Hypochondria by misstash007 March 19, 2015
A typical teenage boy who whinges and cries in hopes he'll get his way
"He's crying again. What a Chowler"
Chowler by ElJuanito August 17, 2022
she’s really salty and butt-hurt, but she is always there when you need her. She’s the type of girl that always carries tampons and perfume with her. She likes to fight guys a lot.
Girl 1: Do you have a tampon?
Girl 2: No, sorry.

Girl 1: Alexia, do you have a tampon?

Alexia: I gotchu girl we aint smellin like fish today nah-ah!
Alexia by LargeBall October 23, 2019

Johnny Slapping 

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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