A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells likesatan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.
"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that methwhore."
random public boner- tends to affect younger males but occasionally when in class or just in a comfortable position, a man can in fact get a random public boner for no reason in particular
Lele Pons and Juanpa Zurita, both Viners before Vine shut down. They are seen in many social media websites, like: Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter. (And they are the most relationship goals couple ever seen!)
Person 1 - Bro, do you see that cute couple over there?