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Actually godlike guy and manliest man. You’ll never meet one like him because the names uncommon as fuck. If you meet one, consider your underwear or panties drenched because they’ll be the best guy in your life. Baller gamer too.
Person 1: Oh shit is that Daidan
Person 2: Ain’t no way!
*starts cumming*
Daidan by PJ_1939 January 31, 2022

National Phone Day 

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.
Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥
National Phone Day by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021

Obermeir 

There are a lot of family names out there, but "Obermeir" is one of the better ones out there. Originating from Austria, the name can be diveded into 2 seperate words to retrive meaning. "Ober"=Over, and "meir"=mayor. Over mayor. Many substitutes can be used instead of "meir" such as "awesome", "fucker", or "tits". Which would give you "Oberawesome", "Oberfucker", or "Obertits" respectively. The few individuals blessed with this name are Gods among men.
I just Oberfucked you bitch!

Hey Obermeir! Your Awesome! I should call you Oberawesome!
Obermeir by ilovejaydee February 7, 2010

Shannon dodging 

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging

flaqualate 

pronounced flack a late

This word has been very useful in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman was taking break at work and walked outside to sit by the grass near her building. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a country vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I found my way through the dilemma
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The stock market began to flaqualate over Microsoft, but pulled out of it this past week.
flaqualate by RobinR99 August 21, 2005
a word that doesn't exist until the Trump town hall.
I upplayed this dick in your mouth
upplay by ashakeale September 16, 2020
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