Let me

When you are kissing a woman's boobs instead of her lips

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

One who does not respect the decision of another being and will still insist and ask of something even when told otherwise. To not listen to anothers wishes and completely ignore ones stating of the word no. Not a literal rapist but basically the worst influence for you imaginable.

Flartus is a word used to define the kind of person who likes to wear pieces of clothing that makes them look ridiculous but they try and pull it off as cool.

These poor souls are the antithesis of a metrosexual. The suburbiasexual cares little about his appearance. He also will say and do gay things even though he is not a homosexual.