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Urban Dictionary

When someone takes over the TV and does not allow you to change to your preffered channel. The person doing this is known as the TV Hijacker.
Royston:"Did you see that new sketch show last night?"

Marvin:"No Frank completely TV hijacked all night, watching repeats of Frasier."
TV Hijack by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

cock stare 

To look directly and fixedly into the eyes, often with a wide-eyed gaze, wavering only when the gaze drifts downward toward the penis; and expression of obvious desire.
Guy1: "Dude, ****'s mom was giving me the cock stare all night..."
Guy2: "Haha, did you get her digits?"
Guy1: "Yeah."
cock stare by TheFastestMidget August 26, 2005

Pay Rape 

Being forced to pay for someone else.
1. Hey man, I can't pay my tab, can you cover me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

2. I can't afford this ticket, can you get it for me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...
Pay Rape by Pay4Pr3Dair August 28, 2012

riditlous 

A word that can be looking place of something
That girl is so riditlous
riditlous by Zarawinsett October 10, 2017

Mulligan Man 

A do-over husband...usually a second husband who is considered a safe choice (i.e. more financially stable, less abusive, and more faithful) than woman's first husband. A Mulligan Man would have never been on the radar screen for the woman in high school/teen years and maybe college years. Only after being married to the exciting, yet less responsible jerk husband and perhaps having his offspring, does the woman want a new supportive provider before she become older and less desirable.
Although, Kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a Mulligan man.

Bonnie, after years with her unfaithful high school sweetheart, decided to find herself a Mulligan man, who could pay the bills, be faithful, and provide for her two kids.
Mulligan Man by EricHyde March 4, 2012

Albino The Duck

A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.

Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.
If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!

Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...
Albino The Duck by Albino The Duck November 22, 2021