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metallica 

Band who spearheaded the thrash metal movement at the start of the 80's but abandoned the genre of heavy metal at the start of the 90's and became the most pathetic sellouts in the history of music.

A money hungry midget named lar$,leader of the band,was sick of not getting mass credit for their work in the 80's and wanted to be a rock star and bob cock and him collectively raped the metal from the band and ever since the black album they have been a JOKE because of this.

Respect where due, all of their 80's albums range from decent to fucking brilliant but as people the band are assholes. James is all brawn no brains & Kirk Hammett is one of the girliest men I've ever seen from his voice down to his love of make up and nail polish, Jason Newsted and the new guy were 2 more puppets and they all had their strings pulled by Lar$, the typical midget with a chip on his shoulder.

The band from the black album on turned their back on metal and gave it a middle fingered salute. They viewed themselves as bigger than it and they wanted mass popularity which is NOT metal. They are probably the best examples of "a sellout" in the world of music. Abandoning the original vision and integrity for a different approach which is geared around mass popularity as opposed to doing things for the music.

The real truth why Lar$ and co decided to sellout out is that they'd used up all their ideas, all their Mustaine riffs and they'd tried being progressive on "...and justice for all" and died on their ass. They had 2 options. Proceed on trying to make better metal albums or use their big fanbase and a pop producer to produce a simple pop metal record which the chart fans will love.

James Hetfield was also seen around this time saying bands like Slayer and Exodus are "still doing the same old thing, we've progressed from that". Slowing your sound down, Softening it and making it more digestible is only progression towards one thing. Being a pop band.

Even in the 80's these guys were dicks. Stealing riffs from original member, Dave Mustaine and not giving him credit. They've even stated themselves they're selfish people. This is evident in their apathy towards fans of their metal work and the fact they keep putting out half assed music on albums since the black album simply because they can't submit effort and mainly becasue they CAN.
Metallica=from metal pioneers to pathetic sellouts
metallica by Jaxtapose November 3, 2006

Wheeling and Dealing 

Verb,
A term describing when a man will flirt with one of the opposite sex.

Term Coined in Wayne's World II (1993)
Drake, quite Wheeling and Dealing that Chick!
Fuck nut, complete basket case. Usually eats toe nails for breakfast
Ew! He's Paytaring!
paytar by Boogity117859 November 27, 2013
Learn from my fail
James: "Dude, what happened to you last night??"

David: "Well, I smoked a good six bowls and did about 15 rumple shots.. long story short, I woke up south of the border in nothing but a sombrero and had an empty horse tranquilizer in my hand... lfmf
lfmf by tralallaa October 24, 2010

dolomite 

Dolomite is someone who is very cool and together, says the right thing at the right time, good with the ladies, money to spend. A man of of the world.
James Bond is dolomite.
dolomite by Baby Gorilla May 26, 2006

Nina-Rae 

A sewer rat with two BOOTIFUL friends

thefatratchildofgod 

thefatratchildofgod is good
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