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Urban Dictionary

To have vaginal intercourse with a woman who is at least 30 weeks pregnant while her unborn child's head is facing towards the cervix such that the penis inserts into the mouth of the growing fetus.
Dave: I just got laid and had a blow job at the same time!
Mike: Awesome score man. Your patience paid off and you got to bluck that mom-to-be.

quiet life 

Kira Yoshikage:My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
quiet life by rerorerorero01 March 23, 2021

nathan pan

nathan pan is my good friend.
nathan pan by nathan pan August 4, 2022
Renisha is a kind hearted person with a stink attitude because people like to trip her off also know as miss grippy she dont have hoes and she is loyal.
boy: aye look miss grippy
laura: who you mean Renisha?
Renisha by Miss Grippy November 20, 2023
A slightly soft, not very large penis, similar in firmness and size to a dolma, the Armenian grape leaf treat.
Melissa: I was so excited to get him home til I realized he was packing a dolma.

Carmen: Gross. Well at least it doesn't count even if you tried to have sex with him.
dolma by mounted buck January 18, 2008
Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute
🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha
Fart by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019

himoonga 

A douche that posses on Instagram and snapchat TRYING to pull off the smouldering eyes look. He would much prefer to eat chicken flavoured crisps than actually eat chicken. He has never once mugged someone in a dark allay way, which means he only uses his dark coloured skin to hide in pictures.

He's basically the most whitest black person people know.
"Son, look, a fagot."
"Where?"
"That Himoonga standing outside Macdonalds."
"Oh, i thought that was some white dude."
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