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half a mongrel 

semi erect penis
i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!
half a mongrel by mickybird December 13, 2014
The hellhole where you must learn about things that don't matter the place were the teachers don't give a fuck about your problems and the place were children fight each other for stupid reasons even if they don't know each other.
Tommy: hey billy how come you weren't at school i mean hell yesterday?
school by quickshot April 17, 2006

curl polymorphism 

A naturally occurring condition in which an individual’s hair displays multiple curl patterns, textures, or shapes within the same head or even along a single strand. This variation may be influenced by genetic diversity, follicle shape, environmental conditions, or hormonal changes, and is especially common in individuals with textured or afro-textured hair
Oh darling, I have curl polymorphism it’s when someone has shape-shifting curls. I’ve got everything from 2B waves to 4A coils, all on one head!
curl polymorphism by Azira July 31, 2025

illegal pan up 

when your jacking it to heterosexual porn, and it shows the girl getting fucked hard, then all of a sudden it shows the dude's face as he's slamming the female, usually while about to complete
Man I love (insert porn-star name here) videos, there so hot.... well they would be if it wasn't for the pan up at the end

Ohh (insert name ) is so fucking hot getting her pussy fucked, (illegal pan up happens ) No...no..nooooo I just cummed when the video illegally paned up
illegal pan up by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017

Joyce Byers 

Joyce is a crazy mom who mAkEs EvErY tHiNg SoUnD lIKe ThE eNd Of ThE gOd DaMn WoRlD
Joyce Byers-
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!
Joyce Byers by StrangerThingsStan August 11, 2019
The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!
Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
Monique by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020