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a girl who is very beautiful but doesn't even know it she is a wonderful person to have in your life she puts others feelings before her own but takes everything to heart she is damaged but is still a smiling person any guy would be lucky to have her she is the most loyal person you will ever meet she has a very beautiful figure and is really clumsy at times she is really funny and is always gonna be there when you need her she will put a smile on your face even when your having the worst day of your life if you have a timory in your life you are a very lucky person
timory is so beautiful just seeing her smile makes my day so much better
timory by elizebith__catelin September 13, 2017
1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!
ASSPAT by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009
zach is a loser cuz he says jays.
jays by andrea January 30, 2005

December 15 

December 15th is national dirty knees day. So get on those knees and suck away!
Aw dude it’s December 15 you know what that means?
No bro
*pushes on knees*
December 15 by Dicey rice December 5, 2019
311 is the only REAL band out there today.... straight out of Omaha, Nebraska, they combine reaggae, punk, rock, metal, and rap to form the best music out there. 311 is also the police code in Nebraska for Indecent Exposure.
"I was tired of listening to Britney Spears, so I began listening to 311."
311 by InsaneKanuck December 27, 2003

scepter face 

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)
Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."
scepter face by dooshkanew August 22, 2009
An especially awful subset of fentards living in Cambridgeshire, England.
That camtard has married both his sisters, that's bigamy.
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