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Urban Dictionary

A word that you say when you're a big blob of yellow goop that is intended to destroy a stupid little blue man.
Yellow Devil: "Bumo... Bumomomo! Bumomo bumomomomo bumo!"

Mega Man: A robot made for combat? Well you're gonna have to get out of my way!

Yellow Devil:"Bu, bumoooo?! Bu, bumomomomo?! Bumomomoooo!!"
Bumo by SuperKingKamehamehaBiatch December 31, 2020
Short for Decent. Characterized by conformity to recognized standards of propriety or morality. Free from indelicacy; modest. Meeting accepted standards; adequate.
girl 1 "Whad you think of..."
girl "ur mom!"
girl 1 "what?"
girl "She's dece... if i was a guy, you know with a penis... i would do her..."
Dece by Kevin N' Kyle and Company November 8, 2005

expotition 

1) An expedition taken part in, or led by Winnie-the-Pooh.

2) A long journey to get to an adequate place to defecate.
1) "Christopher Robin went to the North Pole on an Expotition"
2) "Hey where's Bob?"

"Expotition."
"Ahhh, hope he finds the bathroom okay"
"He'll stop for directions."
expotition by Durkan October 13, 2015

Simpistan 

The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in.

As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps.

Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD.

As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers.

GDP: About as low as their social skills

National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine

National Food: Every Soy product imaginable

Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following:
Alinity
SSSniperWolf
Pokimane
BernieTikTokGirl
Neekolul
Belle Delphine
President: We still need to find some more strategic positions near the Iranian border
Secretary of Defense: We already have some in Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia

Some Other Dipshit Politician: Why don't we set up shop in Simpi-
President: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE you imbecile. I would rather do my job properly, than send the troops to Simpistan
Simpistan by JonSnortsSnowWithUrBros February 27, 2021
Either Link or the hero in the Legend of Zelda
He's widely popular but not as popular as Mario
He attracts many fangirls and Dashie
Link is a lady magnet
Link by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018
Is a asain cunt that will tell your crush you suck dick And is just a wants to be black
Dude: hey what are you doing

Jorell: oh I told your crush that your penis is small

Dude: bro why tf would you say that your a nigger
Jorell by Im_loganpaul February 27, 2019
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