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April 13th 

NATIONAL kiss a boy or girl whose name begins with “A”
April 13th is the day u kiss a boy or girl whose name begins with an “A”
April 13th by Harry Phillips April 12, 2022

evo melvo 

evo melvo is a handsome lookin guy,likes lasagna and hot ladies.many girls get wet only by looking at him!
Lady 1: yo that evo melvo dude kinda hot ngl.
Lady 2: yeah im already wet by just looking at him.
evo melvo by Melvohot07 November 21, 2021
Wow! You're lucky you have a janid in your life.
janid by lei3167843212 March 29, 2022

Half-Life of a Relationship 

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

Bowsersnouched

To be so high, you've likely rivaled Bowser's level of scorched throat.
I watched my homie take a mean rip out of a homemade can pipe with a one gram bowl. Even as he coughed out his left lung, I could see in his eyes he was enjoyably bowsersnouched.
When some mysterious odor comes about, it smells like Pooty-doo. Often like shit, or fish tacos, or sweaty asscrack that hasn't had a shower since that bitch came out of the vagina.
That bitch smells like pooty-doo,
Pooty-Doo by shit sandwhich, August 15, 2008
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