Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”
“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
To be so high, you've likely rivaled Bowser's level of scorched throat.
I watched my homie take a mean rip out of a homemade can pipe with a one gram bowl. Even as he coughed out his left lung, I could see in his eyes he was enjoyably bowsersnouched.
When some mysterious odor comes about, it smells likePooty-doo. Often like shit, or fish tacos, or sweaty asscrack that hasn't had a shower since that bitch came out of the vagina.