Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

Kill Calamari by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004

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spazmod

A person who has performed an idiotic act is called a spazmod.

How the hell did you drop that pass you spazmod?

spazmod by Jack Bannan+Sam Walker April 28, 2006

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Federal blue

A dark shade of blue, typically worn by police. this word was officially named by a triangle schmuck called Aj Shabeel

Friend 1: Hey, what's your favourite colour?
Friend 2: Federal blue
Friend 1 : wtf r u on rn ts aint a colour u js made it up
Friend 2 :sybau

Federal blue by anonymous August 7, 2025

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how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

how to evolve by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

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YSV

Stands for young, supple and versatile.

A term applied to (usually attractive) persons under the age of 20.

Check out the beautiful selection on YSVs on offer tonight!

YSV by ..*..*.. March 1, 2011

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Ass

Ass is a ass hole

He is a pain in the ass

Ass by hydgfjasdhg December 29, 2021

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Dotruphobia

Fear of our god forsaken 45th president Donald Trump.

Have you see what Donald Trump did today? Man, that gives me dotruphobia!

Dotruphobia by Dem4lyfe January 7, 2021

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Urban Dictionary

Kill Calamari

spazmod

Federal blue

how to evolve

YSV

Ass

Dotruphobia