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Whippet and a shitty

When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.
Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.

cherry zero 

i dont want to write an example for cherry zero
cherry zero by kaylin12 October 28, 2008

ass plasma

Ass plasma is when you have explosive diarrhea and fart at the same time.

Ass plasma adds to the ass states of matter:

Solid - normal poo.

Liquid - Ass Liquid .

Gas - Farts.

Plasma - Ass plasma.
Dave: Are you still sick?
Eric: Yup, im constantly having ass plasma. Yuck! Well, its worse for my mother having to clean it up...
ass plasma by AE4 June 11, 2016

nee is nee 

a dutch meme, translated: no is no!
nee is nee he nee is nee!
nee is nee by totomaat March 29, 2021
Jackson is a sexy beast who loves to suck Nathan’s penis. He will always hump Bear and lick his mom all over
Jackson a mom licker.
Jackson by Indyfire29 November 8, 2019

Chinese water fountain 

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.
It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.

Dont tread on me 

Dont hurt me I'm weak
Dont tread on me I'm busy.
Dont tread on me by Jcredskin1221 October 18, 2020
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