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Initially famous for being an above average footballer, winning loads of awards, trophies and medals, his fame has been catapulted into infamy due to recent allegations concerning his private life, and the efforts he is willing to make to conceal such allegations.

Although some celebrities are quite happy to be punished by tabloid newspapers for their infidelity, Ryan Giggs believes he can use a team of highly paid, short-sighted, cretinous london lawyers to silence not only the british press but also the internet.

Given the british public's desire for a right to freedom of speech and information, they decided to give this idea the middle finger by repeatedly spreading and publishing the story of Ryan Giggs' ploughing of Imogen Thomas all over social networking site Twitter. It is estimated that more people have read about the story online now than the entire daily readership of the daily british press. Therefore the aforementioned Giggs looks like a bit of a silly sausage.

Consequently to 'ryan giggs' is to throw millions of pounds at people, lawyers, judges and attorneys to try and keep a story quiet. And failing.

A person who has a cringe sense of humour. Many do not understand what he is trying to convey.

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it gets you high
you usually love it

hey brotha, your balls are moldy , remove them rusty staples

Another word for a spud or someone who’s an absolute knob and doesn’t know what they’re doing