A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.
Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.
"What up you littlefreakygothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"
During dirty sex, when you pull your finger out of a girls butthole and you got poo on your fingernail, you covertly wipe it off on the underside of her pillow leaving an abstract design.
Bro, last night I met this girl at a bar and we went back to her place to get it on. I had two in the pink and one in the stink but when I pulled out I had poo covering my fingernail so I gave her the old Poodle Doodle under her pillow.