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(v.) When you spend an ungodly amount of time writing the most nuanced reasoning for a mass fuck-up, caused by a mob of idiots, and those same idiots make the most simplistic, intellectually uncharitable interpretation of your work in order to write smear pieces defaming your character.

(Named after James Damore: an employee who was fired from Google for writing a memo questioning Google's "diversity practices".)
"I spent 2 weeks writing an article on the statistically significant correlations between gender and work preferences, and Vice responded by writing a story about how I wanted to make the rape of women by men legal as well as genocide anyone who wasn't white."

Friend: "You've just been Damore'd."
Damore'd by sweud January 23, 2018

asspectorate 

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.
I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.
asspectorate by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019

Anthropomancy

I preformed Anthropomancy on the dying man.
Anthropomancy by Thed3aler September 30, 2011

stumping 

The insertion of one's partially amputated limb into the sphincter of another person. It is only considered a homosexual activity when both participants are male, otherwise it is a form of pegging. synonym: Dirty Oscar.
Tom: "Ever since my girlfriend got her leg amputated, I've been totally into stumping. Is that gay?"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"
stumping by lamesGee January 15, 2010

Outcomeedienne 

A person who possesses the unique ability to find humor and levity in the outcomes of various situations, using comedy as a way to navigate and cope with life's unexpected twists and turns.
Sentence: "As an outcomeedienne, Sarah had a remarkable talent for turning even the most challenging circumstances into comedic gold, bringing laughter and joy to those around her."
Outcomeedienne by Marc2.0 August 17, 2023

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
your mom jokes by bleep March 13, 2005
One who has a profound level of intellectual and cognitive mastery... and a big cock
Damn I wish I was Andoga
Andoga by cowboystyle May 13, 2023
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