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Fake friend

Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good
Fake friend by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016
Another way of saying "Ni**a" in roblox the streets
- issanub
NCA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Nca by issanub March 26, 2021

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When your friends mom is hot as fuck, and you wanna fuck her
Holy shit, your mom is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.
Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."
Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011
To crack, or under achieve under pressure. To set the bar high, and knock it down every damn time. The never ending loser.
The Toronto maple Leafs have waffled every season since 1967.

The Leafs are real waffle's this year.

That Phaneuf is a real waffle. Why did they trade for him
Waffle by waffleman123 January 22, 2011
To put a butt mask on a woman's face then fuck her.
Sorry I was late to work, I was too busy masking my girlfriend.
masking by JoeVa April 16, 2008
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