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A good slot.
Can be used in many contexts.
Let's get primetime seats in assembly so we can dust for lunch
Primetime by Tom Butler April 22, 2006
Shiny fluid with magic properties. Removes wrinkles and considered an aphrodisiac.
My day was so dull, I need some magnoah in my life.
magnoah by MaggieJo May 7, 2022

fake drug dealer 

A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.
im going to become a fake drug dealer to make some cash
fake drug dealer by pseodnym June 21, 2018
to shit but a funny way of saying it
i just shat myself
Shat by Cook February 25, 2003

Facebook lineage 

The unfortunate circumstance of your entire family joining the Facebook universe. - Often results in public internet humility and very wholesome pictures/statuses.
1: I just got a Facebook today!
--3 days later--

Mom: I made a Facebook!
Dad: I made a Facebook!
Brother: I made a Facebook!
Unknown Uncle: I made a Facebook!

Damn Facebook Lineage!

Orlando Bloom 

A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him
Orlando Bloom by Ryan Birney January 18, 2005
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